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LOL: The Humor of the Internet
LOL: THE HUMOR OF THE INTERNET is an up-to-date compilation of the latest and best jokes currently being circulated on the Internet. Since the rise of the Worldwide Web, there is no doubt that it had become the number one method for the transmission and distribution of humor. Seconds after a new joke is hatched, it can be on its way around the world, arriving in countless e-mail boxes within minutes and exponentially passed along almost immediately to hundreds of thousands of others. The sheer volume of such jokes insures that many, if not most, will be lame efforts or simply retreads of jokes that have been seen countless times before. Now Steve Marshall and Patty Miller-Marshall have emerged to take on the gargantuan task of editing these jokes down to the truly hilarious, hysterical "laugh-out-loud" funny material. "LOL: THE HUMOR OF THE INTERNET" is, quite simply, one of the strongest and most consistently funny humor collections to come along in recent memory. Now you can see all the best of the humor of the internet without having to wade through a host of lame jokes to get to the real gems. If you're always at a loss when those around you are telling jokes, LOL - The Humor of the Internet is the collection for you. Sometimes ribald, sometimes raunchy, always funny, we have scoured the internet to bring you the very best rib-ticklers, knee-slappers and LAUGH OUT LOUD jokes out there today.

The Geek Handbook: User Guide and Documentation for the Geek in Your Life
Jon Katz The Geek Handbook has a vey helpful, even touching, quality to it. Geeks are now running the systems that run the world, and this handbook will help you live with them, work with them, and sometimes even love them. As Halpin points out so skillfully, that isn't always easy.

Signs of Intelligent Life on the Internet
Living the Internet lifestyle as the CEO of a company, and innovating in the online delivery of movies and books, inspired me to write "Signs of Intelligent Life on the Internet." Every one of us is being affected by the Internet in ways ranging from profound to humorous. This book gives short anecdotal quotations that comment and reflect on everything Internet. I tried to do a "first of its kind" pocket-size book about the Internet that is fun to pick up and read portions at your leisure. In a first-of-its-kind book, Internet visionary Alex Kanakaris, CEO of Kanakaris Communications (the Internet downloadable leader), offers up page after page of Internet wit and wisdom on the greatest communication medium for the 21st century. Alex's topics include: eProgress, Hardware & Software, Old Habits Crash Hard, Love & Sex Online, Politics & Power, Arts & Craftiness, Money & Cybermoney, Somewhere Out There and People & Society.

Geek Redemption
Just what is wrong with being a geek? Don't geeks at least all have jobs, and don't some of them get rich? Well, if there is really anyone out there who doesn't know just what is wrong with being a geek, this book should be a big help. It presents general narrative descriptions of geek characteristics and history and then completes this cavalcade by giving a series of bizarre anecdotes about the foibles of specific geeks.

Suppose you went to sleep one night and suffered instant amnesia, waking up to find yourself trapped in the horrid body and life of a nerd? You look in the mirror and see a pale, skinny person with thick Coke-bottle eyeglasses and preposterously unappealing clothes. You must constantly be on the lookout for bullies, can't play sports, and have a miserable personality. Just to make matters worse, what if you are possessed by bone-crushing horniness, but no one attractive will give you the time of day? This is how many of us wake up every morning.

It would seem to make the most sense to immediately make radical and thorough changes to divest oneself of nerdhood and to acquire the characteristics of a cool person. The elements of this redemption are obvious, the methods more elusive. How does one gain muscles in order to achieve a more average appearance? How does one choose decent clothes, get good at sports, get a tan, and learn some social graces? Perhaps Geek Redemption is the answer.

Geek Redemption outlines and identifies in a humorous way, all of the many unsavory characteristics of geeks. It goes on to provide a tried and true pathway to de-louse oneself of geek characteristics and to re-emerge as a totally different person.

Since geeks have very identifiable characteristics, it would seem to be immediately possible to begin the process of Geek Redemption by simply reversing those characteristics. The eager redemptee should begin by taking a shower, getting a haircut, shaving, burning his nerd rags, dressing for success, getting a tan, and building some muscles, among many other things. Once having begun this process, the redemptee is ready to begin constructing The Three Pillars of Geek Redemption. These are Presentation Redemption, Social Redemption, and Physical Redemption.

Presentation Redemption encompasses the choice of clothes, grooming, and many personal accessories that fall in the same avenue as dressing for success. Nerds consistently make certain wardrobe blunders that can be easily corrected. Some of the more obvious ones include scroungy long hair, beards, or a pony tail; sandals; plaid madness; high-water pants over nerd fur; and polyester proliferation.

Social Redemption includes decorum and comportment at work and how to deal with the unredeemed geeks around you. It also includes a better way to attract women.

When you get right down to it, Presentation Redemption and Social Redemption, while both being necessary, can only take you so far. The pillar that puts reality into the whole process is Physical Redemption. Physical Redemption is the dimension of the physique. Physique is what gives clothes something to enhance. Improving the physique also improves the body's radiant sexual energy and attractiveness. The exercises involved improve coordination and posture. The process helps to change one's personality for the better and leads to enhanced self esteem and respect. All of these things reflect in better esteem from others.

Bodybuilding in reasonable amounts produces an appearance that is exceptionally pleasing. Progressive resistance weight training is the approach to gain this appearance. The nerd's first goal is to achieve an appearance of normalcy. At that point, superiority becomes possible. Weight training is also excellent preparation for sports. Though they horrify the average nerd, sports also tend to enhance a person's attitude, self-possession, and physique.

By far, most nerds are of the emaciated variety. Achieving a more normal appearance is beastly difficult for us. Nevertheless, it is possible. To achieve a normal appearance, the redemptee will strive to correct the typical nerd flaws that include pencil neck, beer gut, love handles, girly-man arms, sunken chest, bird legs, and buttlessness. When the redemptee is ready to push on to excellence, the desired characteristics include broad shoulders, a deep chest, tapered back, flat stomach, and muscular arms and legs.

The reader is invited to drop in, to be entertained, and then to stay to progress along the path to Geek Redemption.

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