How did the chicken cross the road? - Computer Humor:

Windows2000 Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed

Windows ME Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

Microsoft Chicken (TM): After noticing that it is the only chicken to successfully cross the road, the US DOJ declares then the Microsoft Chicken (TM) is a 900 pound gorilla, not a chicken, and wants to divide it into several smaller gorillas and place them in the middle of the road hoping traffic will run them down...

Netscape Chicken: Stands in the middle of the road loudly squawking about how the Microsoft Chicken is keeping it from crossing the road.

Apple Macintosh Chicken: Crossed the road long ago and still claims to be the first chicken that we could actually see cross the road.

BASIC Chicken - has crossed the road many more times than any of the other chickens - and constantly complains about how..."in my day we didn't have 21" SVGA or 17" Flat panel monitors, we had crappy black and white TV sets AND WE LIKED IT!"..."in my day we expressed RAM in BYTES, we thought megabyte was something you did when you were hungry.."

Pascal Chicken - After all these years, still faith fully helping the farm kids get enough confidence to hold hands with a C Chicken and cross the road.

OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message

Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...

C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways

C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side

VB Chicken: nzHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side

Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)

Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running

Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken

Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !

Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on your side.

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